Now, this question has come up quite a bit when I talk to people: “What is your favorite book??”

...I don’t know why people ask, both because they have other things to be worrying about if I’m near them and because the answer is super obvious!

Guessed it yet?

It’s Moby Dick, of COURSE!!!!! ;D

I sympathize with captain Ahab, having to deal with that boring scrub Ishmael while he hunts for the ultimate prey, something that he can only take down with a harpoon. That’s why I am building a huge ship to do what he could not: take down the Krakken.

What do you mean, Moby Dick was a whale?