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My Favorite Book

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Now, this question has come up quite a bit when I talk to people: “What is your favorite book??”

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...I don’t know why people ask, both because they have other things to be worrying about if I’m near them and because the answer is super obvious!

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Guessed it yet?

It’s Moby Dick, of COURSE!!!!! ;D

I sympathize with captain Ahab, having to deal with that boring scrub Ishmael while he hunts for the ultimate prey, something that he can only take down with a harpoon. That’s why I am building a huge ship to do what he could not: take down the Krakken.

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What do you mean, Moby Dick was a whale?

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